comedy – 水

A Sick Woman’s Lament

I AM BEDRIDDEN AND UPSET AND LAMENTING I COULDN’T LAST THE FINAL 13 DAYS OF THIS YEAR WITHOUT FALLING ILL BECAUSE I WAS SO CLOSE TO THIS UTTERLY MEANINGLESS STREAK OF HEALTH SO I MUST SETTLE ON SAYING I HAVE BEEN THE PICTURE OF HEALTH FOR A MERE 352 DAYS AND NOT A YEAR.

I forgot to eat.

Today, I finally had some time to myself at home. No, I didn’t stay in bed all day and watch Netflix, or anything unproductive like that. I did a lot of cleaning. Sometimes I can get a little carried away, and that may mean I forget to do important things… like eating. Yes, I forgotContinue reading “I forgot to eat.”